Friday, Oct. 25, 2002 � My Diaryland Trading Card

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sooner
member since 4/7/01
253 entries
Gold Edition

Description: Sooner is a midget with a heart of gold and a penchant for trying to pass his lies off as the truth.

Strengths: Sooner has not discernable strengths.

Weaknesses: Sooner can be bested by squirrels, bats, and the ramblings of the senile. Also he can be easily distracted with Diet Coke with Lemon

Special Skills: Sooner has no discernable special skills.

Weapons: Sooner brandishes halitosis and really sharp fingernails very liberally.

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