I had the most novel invitation last night. My friend Elspeth invited Tom and I to go to the movies with her and "flame". She's not met Tom yet so it seemed the perfect opportunity. I had to decline because it was short notice and stuff, but once she told me what they were going to see, well I got all excited and tried to scheme so I could go.

They went to see flapper porn. That's right, FLAPPER PORN! One of the art houses in Philly was showing a bunch of very old porn from as far back as the �20s. I can't imagine anything so special. I really wanted to be a part of that. I mean, can you just imagine! They used to wear full body bathing suits. How racy could flapper porn possibly be?

I was, in the end, forced to decline. Later that evening I told Tommy about the invitation and he seemed as disappointed as I was. Next time we're there. In the mean time, we'll just have to hope that Peth updates her diary with all the scintillating details.

Posted at 10:00 a.m.

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