It is therefore my resolution to not be obsessed with terrorism any more. For example, I will not discuss the recent to strike my school. You will have to find that information somewhere else.
I do, however, have a morsels or two. First, I was just outside and I ran into Holly. She had her cell phone with her. Someone called and, I swear to god, her phone started playing a Bach Tocatta and Fugue. "I'm sorry, I have to take this" she said dismissively and then was off in the nether regions with someone else.
I understand that I'm horribly old fashioned, but I like phones that sound like phones. I don't really like phones at all, truth be told, but I really don't want "Take Me Out to the Ball Park" to sound everytime a creditor calls. And moreover, it doesn't sound right to hear "Hey Jude" on the single tones that a cell phone can produce.
I don't have a cell phone. I don't really want a cell phone. I don't like the idea of being so easily accessible. But if I ever do get a cell phone I hope it has a setting that will make it sound like a phone. Either that or a setting that will play "Dancing Queen" everytime I get a call. I think either would be equally acceptable.
Also, it has always been my contention that a party at Peth's house should include Flavor Blast Fritos. Else is it really a party? Also Bitchelicious should be invited. I will not call her Colleen, only Bitchelicious.
On the radio today there was mention of a plane crash. I mention it only as a public service, not as a potential bit of terrorism.
Posted at 5:06 p.m.
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