1. he is so cute.

2. he gets to work with Theresa.

3. he knows how to play the piano.

4. he never invites me to his house to play with his kittens, which by now must surely be old smelly cats with bad teeth.

5. he lies.

6. he leaves his onions all over 310A.

7. sometimes he slaps me for no reason.

8. he has naturally wavy chest hair.

9. he did not come out for the dineryland party last night, with an excuse of 'no money'.

10. he doesn't love me.

What reasons do you have for not liking me? Sign my guestbook and list 'em. It's ok. You don't have to spare my feelings. I can take it. Let me have it!

Posted at 3:24 p.m.

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