Will advise when response is received. Please stand by.

Dear CBS 2 in New York,

My name is Brian Blaho. I hate the president and everything he does. He and I see eye to eye on about nothing. Tonight he will be pre-empting scheduled programming to announce which extremist right-wing hate-monger he intends to nominate to the U.S. Supreme Court.

This is terribly troubling to me because as I say I hate the president and everything he stands for, but I do NOT hate Big Brother 6 and the Summer of Secrets.

As you can tell, the president has just received another tick in the "I can't beleive he's actually doing that" column by pre-empting my favorite show.

Please advise whether you will be airing tonight's miraculous episode of BB6 immediately following the president's myopic and malignant statement, or if you will be rescheduling.

A bitch has to program his VCR. I think you know where I'm going with this; the president has forced me out to a midget burlesque show I read about on Craigslist. God I love NYC.

Again, respond immediatly, please. My fingers are poised over my VCR remote.

Love you, hate the president,

Brian Blaho
Hasbrouck Heights, NJ

Posted at 6:09 p.m.

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