So here we go. The movie was a nearly perfect movie. If the movie had just had a ray gun, and a flying carpet, and a sound track with lots of wah wah peddal, and a garbage monster it would have been perfect. Oh and also it needed the gratuitous use of appliances, and a scene that was subtitled, and a cat that could talk in English, and Keanu Reeves. It also could have done with an invisible man, and a computer virus, and cameo by the director, and a scene in 3-D so I could get some cool glasses.
Yeah, that would have made it better.
Also the pretzel bites were hard. Tom ate them anyway.
Posted at 11:09 a.m.
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